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jellybeing:

marththebland:

that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me

jellybeing:

marththebland:

that guy in the background is scaring the shit out of me

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surprisebitch:

surprisebitch:

how do you convince a bouncer to let you enter a club when you are underage?

excellent oral skills

suddenlyprompts:

I fell for her like Troy fell to the Greeks; quickly, and in the most embarrassing way imaginable.

dicksp8jr:

oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha

I got up”

clicks out of tab

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the-tardis-gets-wifi:

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

I’ve seen this post multiple times on my dash but none have ever answered if he did get his phone.

averagefairy:

i temporarily fall in love with like any guy thats nice to me at all like the checkout guy at CVS told me to “stay dry” this morning bc it was raining and i thought about him for like 2 hours after that 

the-softwolf:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE.

itsb0sstime:

georgia-dream:

if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.

if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.

THANK. YOU.

iggycat:

Someone needs to write a ‘the fire alarm went off at 3 am and now the cute guy from the flat next door is standing next to me in his underwear’ AU

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